It was brought to my attention by Ryan that, at the tail end of 22 years old, I had never, ever, eaten a Twinkie.
The solution seemed simple enough. For roughly a dollar, I could finally indulge in a childhood staple. That was too easy. I decided to make my own, and then do a Twinkie showdown in my kitchen.
The recipe is courtesy of
Simple Math Bakery.
First up was to solve the problem of not having a canoe pan. Per the suggestion of The Internet, I took a piece of aluminum foil, folded it twice, and wrapped it around a spice jar. This worked perfectly.
I collected the molds in a lipped cookie sheet, and coated them with non-stick baking spray.
The dry ingredients.
Folding in the whipped egg whites with the rest of the batter.
Spooning the batter into my ghetto-rigged canoe pan.
After baking...!
The cakes were easy enough to separate out of the molds. If any were finicky, I could peel the foil off the sides of the cake.
Using a piping bag, you can mimic the three-point frosting wells that real twinkies have.
Mine certainly aren't as pretty.
...or as evenly distributed.
...but man, were they TASTY. The final verdict: There are certain flavors and textures that certainly weren't replicated, but the homemade ones were delicious anyways. It would be fun to make these in a cupcake, and serve them with fruit.
Snack Cakes:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons corn starch
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup canola oil
3/4 cup cold water
1 teaspoon
Princess flavoring (or 1 teaspoon vanilla extract)
7 eggs, separated
Preheat the oven to 350°F. Spray a
canoe pan or homemade molds with cooking spray and set aside.
Using an electric mixer, beat the egg whites until they are very stiff. They should hold their shape when removed from the bowl. Set aside.
Combine the flour, corn starch, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl. Whisk together or beat on low speed for a minute, until combined. Add oil, water, Princess flavoring, and egg yolks. Beat on medium speed until smooth.
Using a rubber spatula, gently scoop 1/3 of the egg whites into the batter. Fold the egg whites in by slicing the spatula through the center of the bowl, gently scooping batter from the bottom and wrapping it over the top. Turn the bowl 1/4 turn and repeat until the egg whites are barely visible. Repeat this process with each remaining 1/3 of the egg whites.
Spoon the batter into the pan, filling the wells 2/3 full. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until cakes are golden brown and just starting to pull away from the sides of the pan. Cakes will puff up when cooking, but will settle as they cool. Cool the cakes in the pan for 5 minutes, then gently remove them from the pan using a rubber spatula. Allow them to cool, flat side down, directly on the cooling rack.
Filling:
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 cup milk (I used soy milk)
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup unsalted butter
1/2 cup granulated sugar
In a small saucepan, heat the flour and milk over medium heat, stirring constantly. When the mixture becomes a paste (about 5 minutes), remove from heat and allow to cool for 1 minute. Stir in the vanilla extract. Place a piece of plastic wrap directly onto the surface to prevent a skin from forming, and set aside to cool completely.
With an electric mixer, cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add the cooled milk mixture and beat for about 5 minutes, until smooth and creamy.
Use the pastry filler that comes with the pan (or a pastry bag with round tip) to fill the cakes. Place the tip about halfway into the cake and squeeze gently. Holding the cake in your palm while filling it will allow you to feel when it is full. Fill each cake 3 times.